BUT BEING REALLY REALLY FUNNY IS NO REASON TO BE REALLY REALLY MEAN

"Tell your boyfriend that you're pregnant."

"Why?"

"So he'll propose to you. Whenever a guy finds out his girlfriend is preggers, he has to either marry her or convince her to get an abortion. But you can't get an abortion cause you're all Catholic and stuff. But you could get married and that's an awesome party that'll be really fun for me!"

"But what if I don't want to marry him?"

"Preggers can't be choosers!"