BUT ONTARIO ISN'T JUST SASKATCHEWAN WITH SQUIRRELS INSTEAD OF FIRE

I'm coming to visit southwestern Ontario for 2½ days to get my bi-annual fix of waterlooness.

I'll arrive in Toronto on Friday May 17 at 6:40am
and depart to San Francisco on Sunday May 20 at 20:45pm

It's not a long trip but it should be an busy one. I've already got some planned activities:

sneaking out to give Jodie her well-earned birthday loving. This is the first time I'll be with her on her birthday since 2004!

celebrate the upcoming wedding with Jodie's family

yack with all the guys and yack about their wedding jobs
It'll be my last trip to Waterloo as a single guy so we'll have to be very careful not to get into any trouble at all. No trouble, definitely avoiding the temptation of Phil's nightclub. Definitely avoiding the fine Ontario alcohols. Definitely avoiding going insane and attacking squirrels and running around without pants. Definitely.