BUT IF I DIDN'T MOVE AWAY FOR A GEEKY JOB, EVERY MOMENT COULD BE THIS IMMATURE

So I'm planning to go out and get boozed on the slopes at Big White in Kelowna this March. It's gonna be like March break, but cold and without as much a risk of STDs. We're heading up Friday March 9 and returning back to harsh reality on the 13th. That's three days of skiing, four days of drinking and a lifetime of memories.

Here's some things I miss from my university days that I'm hoping we can do during the trip:

1. pee my name in the snow
2. drinking games
3. arguing about capitalism/pop music/iPod/gatorade with Kevin
4. encouraging Jono to do things I don't think he should do. For example, this sentence may come in handy: "Jono, it's not like she's too young dude. She's 18 and she's totally legal. She can make up her own mind, and she'll be more attracted to you since you're a 'real man' with an impressive job and a sweet ride"
5. coming up with really dumb ideas, and then executing them with Gram's help
6. studying for the Stat 231 midterm
7. listening to sweet new indie punk bands from Gram's library
8. male nipple exposure
9. greasey breakfast
10. drinking way too much booze, forgetting how I got home, and then waking up beside Jodie.
    "Baby, I'm just curious. Did we have sex last night?"
    "No Jesse honey. You passed out just after I helped you take off my bra."
    "Ok. I owe you one."