BUT CALGRY IS MOSTY SASKATCHEWAN PEOPLE ANYWAY

I'm not going to Regina for Christmas this year. My family is gonna meet up in Calgry, since it's the geographic center of my family. Therefore I present my top seven things I'm going to miss:
7 Inviting myself over to Chernick's to get my ass kicked at boardgames
6 Accidentally breaking Robbie's car, house or computer
5 Going to the Travelodge off-sale ten minutes after the LB closes
4 Playing the concentration game with the marble at the science center
3 Being nagged by Clayton to go to Kenosee for the best New Years party ever
2 Going to Something4U to pay the new owners a social visit
1 Rob Schneider movies on Christmas day

But Calgry isn't all bad! I'm excited to see my mom & dad, and there's lots of other features to Canada's Oil-loving city:

In San Francisco, if you drive a Toyota Prius hybrid, random people in minivans and station wagons will tell you that they admire your commitment to the environment. But in Calgary, people in Hummer2s and Hummer1s tell people Hummer3s the same thing.

My absolute favourite moose in the whole wide world is imprisoned at Calgry Zoo. I might be able to convince mom and dad that we should visit said Moose.

Snowboarding is awesome. Arguably better than the snowboarding in Regina and San Francisco combined!

Cowtown now has a bunch of delicious Western Pizza restaurants. Yum!