BUT I DIDN'T EVEN PLAY TAG OR TV TAG

I get free food at work. But it's not just hotdogs and hamburgers and chickenburgers and cheeseburgers and bisonburgers and turkeyburgers. There's also lots of healthy and organic foods like salad and fish and curry and burritos and sushi and steak and vegan brownies.

I don't really dig the exotic foods that much - I'm a meat and potatoes kinda guy. But there is one funky thing I'll eat - shots of wheatgrass! It's grass that's been ground up into grass juice. It tastes sweet and smells like when you mow the lawn.

Anyway, today after lunch I was doing my daily shot of grass juice. And I must have been hyper or excited or clumsy or something 'cause when I went to do the shot I spilled some wheatgrass on my khaki shorts.

My shorts have a grass stain in them.