BUT ARE PIXIE STICKS BETTER WHEN SNORTED?

You know what really annoys my lover? What bothers her to a huge degree? The thing that she totally cannot understand?

I always eat potato chips out of a bowl.

I've decided that my primitive monkey brain makes things taste better when they're presented in the optimal packaging. Hamburgers taste better off a barbeque, pepsi tastes better in a glass bottle, and pizza tastes best when the serving tray is raised 8" above the table.

So the other day I ate my chips out of a bowl, then rinsed out the bowl and put it back on the counter. Today I grabbed the bowl, replaced more delicious Lays chips and started to eat. Then I discovered how horribly gross and absolutely repulsive wet potato chips are. Ewww.