BUT SALAD IS HEALTHY AND TALKING IN THE MOVIE IS RUDE
Mills came up to visit me this week and we're going to be busy!
Last night we went to Snakes on a Plane which is awesome. You know how when you're in your grade 7 classroom and you're all watching some crappy PBS documentary, and some people feel obligated to shout out their clever insights for all to enjoy? Like for example, suppose the documentary was about extinction and then there was a scene with a panda. Well if somebody shouted "delicious!" and everyone laughed, then that would be the scenario I am describing. Anyway, Snakes on a Plane was equivalent to that scene, but we were all at least 18 since the movie is R-rated. For example, when Samuel L. Jackson make his first appearance, there was a loud applause and some cheering! And when there was a romantic scence, the entire audience made a collective "awww..." sound that indicates you recognized the love. It was superfun.
In the first scene of the movie there's a beach scene and there's sexy bikini girls surfing. Some idiot shouted "FOXES on a BEACH!" There is no entertainment better than this.
It reminded me of the time that Mark and Tuong went to Godzilla. That was just when South Park was getting popular, and killing Kenny was a frequent topic of conversation. Anyway, Godzilla gets dead and one of my clever buddies shouted, "Oh my god, you killed Godzilla!" and of course the other responds "You bastards!!" Totally classic.
We went to the crack district in San Francisco and made the mistake of going to the mall Chinese food restaurant just as it was closing. That's when you get the chinese food from the bottom of the pot, the stuff that has been sitting there since 11am, occasionally covered up when the pot is refilled. Grossalicious! Also we saw lots of crack users and crack dealers.
We went to the Cheesecake Factory restaurant where I learend what a coward my goateed friend has become. First off, he wouldn't get chicken wings because they're bony. We had to get chicken fingers instead, which really means deep fried miscellaneous chicken parts. Awesome. Then he ordered a salad! Not a steak, not even a juicey sausage sandwich. And then he had the sick idea to not eat his salad because he didn't want to ruin his desert. But the last straw was when he asked to get the last two thirds of his cheesecake boxed up. Man what a coward! For the record, real men eat things with bones in them, they eat animals, and they finish their desert. Oh and one more thing, while I was drinking beer, Mills had a vanilla milkshake. I was embarassed and our obese waitress was making fun of us for being weaklings.
I got my new glasses. They're "clear-smoke" and a little bigger than my old ones. Plus I now have real sunglasses for the first time in a long time. Take that, burning yellow ball of gas in the sky!
Today we're going to the beach and tomorrow we're gonna rock out to Stone Sour at the Family Values Tour. Sweeet.
Last night we went to Snakes on a Plane which is awesome. You know how when you're in your grade 7 classroom and you're all watching some crappy PBS documentary, and some people feel obligated to shout out their clever insights for all to enjoy? Like for example, suppose the documentary was about extinction and then there was a scene with a panda. Well if somebody shouted "delicious!" and everyone laughed, then that would be the scenario I am describing. Anyway, Snakes on a Plane was equivalent to that scene, but we were all at least 18 since the movie is R-rated. For example, when Samuel L. Jackson make his first appearance, there was a loud applause and some cheering! And when there was a romantic scence, the entire audience made a collective "awww..." sound that indicates you recognized the love. It was superfun.
In the first scene of the movie there's a beach scene and there's sexy bikini girls surfing. Some idiot shouted "FOXES on a BEACH!" There is no entertainment better than this.
It reminded me of the time that Mark and Tuong went to Godzilla. That was just when South Park was getting popular, and killing Kenny was a frequent topic of conversation. Anyway, Godzilla gets dead and one of my clever buddies shouted, "Oh my god, you killed Godzilla!" and of course the other responds "You bastards!!" Totally classic.
Other Millsish activities
We went to the crack district in San Francisco and made the mistake of going to the mall Chinese food restaurant just as it was closing. That's when you get the chinese food from the bottom of the pot, the stuff that has been sitting there since 11am, occasionally covered up when the pot is refilled. Grossalicious! Also we saw lots of crack users and crack dealers.
We went to the Cheesecake Factory restaurant where I learend what a coward my goateed friend has become. First off, he wouldn't get chicken wings because they're bony. We had to get chicken fingers instead, which really means deep fried miscellaneous chicken parts. Awesome. Then he ordered a salad! Not a steak, not even a juicey sausage sandwich. And then he had the sick idea to not eat his salad because he didn't want to ruin his desert. But the last straw was when he asked to get the last two thirds of his cheesecake boxed up. Man what a coward! For the record, real men eat things with bones in them, they eat animals, and they finish their desert. Oh and one more thing, while I was drinking beer, Mills had a vanilla milkshake. I was embarassed and our obese waitress was making fun of us for being weaklings.
I got my new glasses. They're "clear-smoke" and a little bigger than my old ones. Plus I now have real sunglasses for the first time in a long time. Take that, burning yellow ball of gas in the sky!
Today we're going to the beach and tomorrow we're gonna rock out to Stone Sour at the Family Values Tour. Sweeet.
1 Comments:
I bought new sunglasses too, it seems you copy me with out even being here. Oakley gascans
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