I'M COMIN TO GET YA

I'm coming to Regina 2:18pm, Thursday August 24 thru 2:55pm Sunday August 27. It's going to be a very short trip and there's a lot I want to do:

Drink with Mark Wilson, a man with whom I haven't drinked with in North America in nearly 2 years

Eat one of Bryan Chernick's kittens. That is not a metaphor.

Attend my mom & dad's 60th birthday party (congratulations!), and drink their booze as is usual at their parties.

Watch the Saskatchewan Roughriders defeat the Hamilton Tiger-Lillies on CBC

Ketchup chips

Check out Robbie's new loveshack, admire it. Then do something ceremonious and adolescent to it, possibly involving pee

Slacker Book Report

A SHORT HISTORY OF NEARLY EVERYTHING by Bill Bryson lots of facts about space, molecules, evolution and life behind the scenes stories of famous scientists monty-pythonesque narrator learning isn't cool listen to it for 1 credit on Audible

I've been working a lot lately here in Calliflouria that I have barely any cool news to report of my own. Maybe the coolest thing I've done recently is to go see a new Keanu Reeves movie. I went with my European buddy who told me that the show was about time travel, a subject which we shared a mutual interest. Unfortunately, it turns out this movie was of a romantic nature and unfortunately contained neither exploding busses nor gagetry. The timetravel was insufficiently explained and no mention of the necessary flux capacitor and the necessary 1.21 gigawatts required to power it.