BUT NOBODY USES ICQ ANYMORE

Slacker Book Report

VELOCITY by Dean Koontz the antagonist is sick and twisted "How're they hangin', Kemosabe?" fast pace with lots of anxiety main character is dumb listen to it for 1 credit on Audible

I've been using instant messenger a little lately. The fun of instant messenger isn't the conversations, it's the status messages. The status message is a cute little 14x120 pixel billboard where we demonstrate our cleverness to our peers, or anyone who's interested. It's a form of literature. I imagine some particularly clever people have been added to the IM lists of others just so their status message can be enjoyed. A status message is like a blog with an eight word maximum.

Here's some highlights from my recent status messages from my work internal IM account:

Califlouria

for all intensive purposes

As you can see, I'm just getting started! If you have had any status messages that you're particularly proud of (or those of others you admire), please post it!