WE NEED TO LEARN HOW TO SMOKE DOPE
The Saskatchewan government says no alcohol at Kenosee Lake during May Long! This is a great tragedy, of course. The problem is the government people are upset about all the weekend's drunkdriving accidents, cabinjumping accidents, firerunning accidents, bleachdrinking accidents and freak gasoline fight accidents.
But what they're failing to notice is that for every 2 people who get killed in accidents, 98 people have sex that they wouldn't have had if they were sober. And of those 98 sexes, 70 of them are unprotected. Of the 70 unprotected humpings, 40 result in pregnancies! Approximately 18 of those pregancies are taken to full term, and so May Long weekend results in a positive increase in human life! The moral of the story is that although alcohol does take a lot of people out of this world, it brings a lot more people into this world.
In other news, I'm not going to Amazon after all. Instead, the plan is to go to a different company down in California!
But what they're failing to notice is that for every 2 people who get killed in accidents, 98 people have sex that they wouldn't have had if they were sober. And of those 98 sexes, 70 of them are unprotected. Of the 70 unprotected humpings, 40 result in pregnancies! Approximately 18 of those pregancies are taken to full term, and so May Long weekend results in a positive increase in human life! The moral of the story is that although alcohol does take a lot of people out of this world, it brings a lot more people into this world.
In other news, I'm not going to Amazon after all. Instead, the plan is to go to a different company down in California!
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