CHALET SWISSE
Today I got a big can of jolt soda. It's awesome and big and caffeiney. I'm not allowed energy drinks when Jodie is around because I made this deal with her one time..."Jodie, I don't like you drinking those diet drinks. My mom says they give you earlobe cancer and your earlobes are very pretty."
"But Jesse, I like drinking lots of soda and I need to retain my girlish figure."
"Okay. Too bad. No diet drinks for you. I don't want to date an earlobe-less freak woman"
"Fine. But no energy drinks for you. I don't want to date somebody whose heart exploded all over their insides and who leaves a bloody backwash in every drink they drink"
"Deal."
So from that date forward I vowed never to drink energy drinks. But today Graham excerted his bad influence powers and made me get a 695mL mega can of Jolt cola. It was so cola-ey that I needed a whole Pepsi afterwards just to sober up.
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5:56 PM
Watch out dude, sounds like your being whipped. I think that after your married your going to be even more whipped, Jodie will have you on a treadmill and everything. She'll sell tickets to see the giant fat man on a tread mill trying to lose weight, and people will laugh at you. So I don't recommend listening to what Jodie has to say or you'll be a large man being ridiculed instead of a large man known world wide for his fonts that used to be cool. Although I might change my mind if Jodie decided to share the treadmill profits with me.
12:00 AM
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12:11 AM
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