ROBBIE CANT KEEP SECRETS

I went to Regina for the holy days and met up with my mom and dad and sister and sister and Robbie and Tuong and Bryan and Shannon. Mark wasn't there 'cause he's out of the country and Clay wasn't there 'cause he was in the country.

While there I mentioned to Robbie in passing that I was going to fly to Ontario, surprise Jodie and then ask her to be my permawoman. So I'm like, "Robbie, keep this on the Q-T until I actually do it, I don't want her to say 'NO' and then I'll be the laughingstock of Robbie's friends!" And then like one minute goes by and Robbie's got to call KS, his permawoman. So he tells her instantly. Then he tells his mom, his sisters and everyone else. And each time he tells someone, he makes it so they have to pretend that they don't know when they see me. The drill is something like this.

Jesse: hello...
Person: Hi Jesse, how's it going??
Jesse: good good.
Person: Just good good? Nothing exciting going on?
Jesse: nopers...
Person: Really? How's your love-life?
Jesse: pretty good. Same girl for a long time now. She's pretty.
Person: How pretty? Long time? Like umm... how long?
Jesse: prettier than a swimming pool of green Smarties. Many weeks.
Person: Is there anything else you'd like to tell me?
Jesse: she likes puppies??
Person: Come on Jesse, you can tell me anything
Jesse: [stares agrily at Robbie] yeah, I think she's a keeper
Person: Soooo.....?
Jesse: I'm going to propose to her! I love her forever she's the best girl I ever met!!
Person: Yeah I know that. Robbie told me.

Well so I flew to Ontario, suprised Jodie and asked her to marry me. She said yes, she's good like that. We're going to have infinite amounts of happiness and peanut-butter icecream in our future together. I'm stoked. You can see pictures of the post-proposal couple, and the obligatory bling.