Murderize the fucking tee

On Wednesday June 8 my parents and I decided to check out some clubs at Golf Galaxy. I've been out for nine holes with James a couple of times and I think it's about damn time I get my own kit. Well there was little success for me, but my mom ended up getting a fantastic deal - Callaway drivers, irons, putter and bag for three hundred greenbacks. The clubs were cheap 'cause they come from a model line called GES, which failed because the clubs are shaped like scoops!

But when I golfed with these bizarre, pink ladies golf clubs on Thusday, I hit the ball further than I ever have before! I was hitting the ball so far that I managed to lose half a dozen of 'em. My dainty mother who's only golfed a handful of times managed to come 39 inches from a hole in one! Whoa!

So here's my dilemma - do I buy magic ladies clubs so that I can golf well, but get laughed at for my pink golf bag? Or do I buy a nice set of regular clubs, and get laughed at for my weak game!