Les Hommes Bleu
Shit! I still have Blue-Man-Group tix for Tuesday. I really wanted to go see 'em, but I can't!
In Too-Hot-For-TV news, there was some pretty severe humping going on somewhere in my building this morning at 5:58am. I woke up to the sound of a neighbour's headboard banging to the smooth rhythm of consentual love. As an added bonus, this percussion was concluded with some fairly pornesque moans.
My parents come to town today and I wanna take 'em to all the Portland tourist attractions! They missed the big ass rose festival yesterday, but today should be good times for the big ass park! Plus -shoe shopping and a tour of my new place of business if there's time. It should be a great day.
In Too-Hot-For-TV news, there was some pretty severe humping going on somewhere in my building this morning at 5:58am. I woke up to the sound of a neighbour's headboard banging to the smooth rhythm of consentual love. As an added bonus, this percussion was concluded with some fairly pornesque moans.
My parents come to town today and I wanna take 'em to all the Portland tourist attractions! They missed the big ass rose festival yesterday, but today should be good times for the big ass park! Plus -shoe shopping and a tour of my new place of business if there's time. It should be a great day.
4 Comments:
hahaha "the sound of a neighbour's headboard banging to the smooth rhythm of consentual love"
2:31 PM
I wonder how much mark will enjoy that in Auckland.....
11:06 PM
Who's mark going to be screwing in Auckland? Already have someone lined up for him Mills?
7:39 AM
mark's taking gennae (I don't care to spell it correctly because I've never really learned) with him. he needs him some canuk fuck while he's in the land of big ears and bad teeth.
5:23 PM
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