Shower curtain rings

Last night I brought my suitcases to my new apartment and got familiar with the place. There's a resident pooch named Valentine, who will surely be a friend of mine for the future. I'll be sharing the apartment with a girl named Jamie who works in the apartment's main complex.

Upon awakening this morning I decided I wanted a shower. But behold, a lack of towels! I walked fourty five minutes to the neighbourhood Target to pick up some towels and a shower curtain. I also grabbed the regular crap required to live in 2005 such as dish soap, lightbulbs, hangars and green plates. I called my personal taxi driver Ozzie and brought the new crap home.

Unfortunately I was missing something very important for my shower: shower curtain rings! So I'm currently in transit to Target for them rings and more crap. Will I shower today? The clock is ticking!