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OH and about the new singer comment ed.... how do you even play the drums... you have no arms... what do you just smack em with your oversized head? And if it has somethin to do with the guy who has his hand crammed up your ass... he should pull his tewk down cause I can still see his face... bloddy waste of skin...
booo those who stick hands up people asses booo
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Damn.... you leave cyber land for a month and everyone starts bashing you!! Well actually just ed.... anyhow... summer is good so far... sleeping in at a record high... skateboarding working well kick flip soon on it way.... lots of saskatchewan beer being consumed... some guy from onatrio that is cool... but says people from waterloo are geeks... I think he is from Ottawa or something... anyhow... summer goes great... hope everyone else's is as well and I will leave you again for another month... peace out ya bunch of hipppies...
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roar roar the dinosaur is back with more rhyming goodness. but first congrats to kevin maltby who is the 5th slacker in SLACKER SOUND SISTIMS. Kevin is skilled in alternative and new culture - just what it takes to be on the triple S crew. but I'm just a dinosaur; here is my latest limmerick:
I don't give a shit about rubies.
And I'd probably burn those doobies.
I only work hard
for sacs of lard.
My life is the pursuit of boobies!
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Jono here with a personal gripe. Whatever happened to Roar's constant limeric Tuesday's? Oh well, I'll try making up for it with one of my own family classical limerics:
Early morning sex with my mate.
Boss under desk working late.
Mistress, nanny, maid,
Wife again, get laid.
Why does it hurt when I masterbate?
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Wow, my first post as a Slacker...
I suppose that I should have saved up a good post for this one....but oh well, these things happen. Being asleep would be wonderful. Of course, I am so far from sleep right now. I should really obtain more of that precious commodity. Apparently, getting only 4 and a half hours of sleep in two days is a really bad thing for your health/ability to function as a working member of society. Bah I say! I'll get enough sleep when I'm dead to make up for it, so why do I have to be tired now? It makes no sense.
with an ounce of cynicism and a mild neuroses,
kev
"I kissed a drunk girl, why do I do these things I do to myself, I kissed a drunk girl, and I'm sure I could have been anybody else." ~ Something Corporate
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UDCW infringes on some copyright bullshit. The new name is irritated:
...think about it...
ps we need to find a non-shitty singer before the songs are worthy to be listened to by loyal slacker fans.
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Screw you jesse i donno if anyof you guys knew this... Jesse is one of the worst house guests i ever had... Mills get me bacon, chips, pop, pizza, sour cream, bath me.. oh and i cannot forget.. stop making my nipples bleed, electricuting me... stop taking my crappy watch smashing it and trowing it in the garbage...
fuck i wish i had not forgoten the number for the waabulance....
and jono... what the hell my friends were saying you looked like a old and gay friend of theirs and i was only standing up for you... only to be attacked with some not so witty comments... sadly you do look like the person in question...
by the way if any of you guys are interested in a gay twin of jonno i might be able to find that number for you...
party this weekend guys?
fact. someone always chrisens my bed at my partys... always..
mills
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hey Mark, please please get off your ass and send me "Dig up her bones" by UDCW! oh and mills: your house is fun but you definitely need to work on being a better host (by providing your guests with their necessary chips, bacon, back to the future and ice cream). i don't usually drink Canadian or Ex but this is still a funny clip from their new ads in the US:
"Yeah, he keeps forgetting my name and he's been talking to my chest all night, but the fact that Peter drinks Molson -- a cold, crisp import from Canada -- tells me that he's experienced and worldly. ... Yeah, he'll probably never call me again, but tonight I have a surprise for Peter."
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Alright a bit of clairification for fridays activities... jesse.. shot down.. got drunk.. locked room.. sleept naked.. friends break in play with large ass and pens fingers whips and some sort of luberccant was used good job jono you are imaginative...
sady our pool got condemned and no swimmin... but all in all saturday is turnin out well... achol and the constant electricution of our genitalia... jesse take that thing off your butt..
shock... not good for testes
mills
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phriday phil's report
with Jesse Wilson
for Phriday May 24, 2002 |
may twenty-four was definitely good times last night. unfortunately i really have no memory of what happened. my peers tell me that a passed-out jesse is quite fun to photograph!
today we go to mills' hottubland for fun and frolick. happy saturday everyone!
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I think you missunderstand me Colonel. I didn't mean that you were being an ass in that post. I meant that you are an ass in general...
But you are right, being who you are is important...unless you're Clay, then you should be someone else...cuz no one likes the real Clay...
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Well Ed I know that you know about what I am talking about. I am not being an ass Ed, I am just saying that friends should not have to change, they are fine the way that they are! Ed I am just being a friend and saying that people should stay the way they are and stop trying to impress because we know it is not true!
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this coming from a guy who think's he's the dead colonel sanders?
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Dear Colonel,
That is the most intelligent thing you've ever said.
It's true! You are an ass, but you know that you're an ass and except it...good for you!
...ass!
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The Chicken Man ReportI have this problem that I would like anwsered. How can someone live his or her life in a dream world? How can one not show who they really are? So many people that try so hard to be a person that is not him or her, they live a life of lies and never snap out of it. Do they not realize that the lies are not making them cool or better then other people?Do they not realize that we are all the same and we all run into problems sometimes?Do they not see that there life could be alot better if they would just chill and be themselves?
So peeps I would like to know why do these people do this? It is fucked up don't you think?????
This has been the first weekly post of the chicken man report chicken man out!
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I have many stories to tell at this point but i have been told i would get kicked off... oh well... jesse you intergalactic hussy your great... i shoulda killed you...
just passed driving test.. literally i almost hit a bag lady... it was her fault even the chick ridin with me thought so...
and just to put it to rest graham.. the scars are great chicks will either dig em or run screaming off whatever precipice they can find...
lastly any of you without a hot tub and pool i pity you... this weekend... here we go
fat floats
mills
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You know mark your update brings up a very interesting question.........
how combustable is Clayton?????
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Well I am back from the car. We just realized that we have a digital cell phone and it would be much more efficient if we called someone intead of posting an SOS on the computer. Don't try to save us I called my mommy and I will be alright. Sucks that I had to start a bon fire with Slacker Clay he will be remembered and imortilized by his lack of contribution to society.
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Well as you may all know it is May and yes it is snowing in Saskatchewan. The worst blizzard of the year hit Regina about 4:30 today. The wind was over 100 kilometers an hour and there was zero visability. So Clay and I decided it would be a great time to do some high speed driving on the highway. That lasted about 10 minutes before we hit the ditch with no chance of getting out. There is now about a foot of snow everywhere and I am writing this message from a digital phone hoping that someone will come save us. All the assholes on the road wont stop so we decided to take out our paint ball guns and shoot the bastards from the sun roof. Yes it is still snowing and we just ran out of gas. It is starting to get cold very cold. If It gets any colder I am going to have to kill Clay and light him on fire. I will report back later.
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swank trax 2002 is coming damn soon. maybe by the end of the weekend!
tonight I picked up the new Gay Dad record to add their euro-rock track "Nightclub" to the album! I think I'm gonna swing down to the 'loo tomorrow for a bit just to grab a new 'mug for dancin' graham!
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jesse's may long weekend was amazing . . . it was practically Saskatchewan caliber
stick! stick! stick! is all I can say
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Kev.
You're absolutely right.
I keep saying "Hey, I want to go see that movie"
And everyone I'm around when I say it says "It looks awful"
And I say, "have you even seen the women who are going to be in it?"
simply amazing.
May24 weekend was great again.
between phils, small town (hick) bars, bottle tossing, sign rearranging, fireworks dodging, Halo till the sun comes up, and seeing all those people you thought died when high school ended it's been quite an enjoyable experience.
special thanks to brad,colwell, jesse, mills, jono, and everyone else for even more fun.
so how was your maylong?
This just in from Jesse!
someone had an amazing weekend.
but it's his story to tell. :)
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Well boys it's been a while, so I figure it's time to post...
And strangely enough, I have something worthwhile to say rather than just inciting online riots between the 'Loo and the Regina crew. There's a must-see movie for all males out there that no one is going to watch. Why, you might ask? Well, the trailers suck more ass than a chick in a weird German porno. But here's the scoop, it was such a surprise.
The movie in question:
"The New Guy".
Reasons for seeing it:
Tony Hawk makes two cameos, skates on camera and even had a few lines...
It makes no sense and doesn't take itself seriously...
It's damn funny...
and the number one reason to see this movie....is right here
Yep, it's Aliza Dushku...there simply aren't enough objectifying terms in the English language to describe a chick that hot...
Sorry to the boys for missing out on the first annual Phiremen Phils extravaganza, but I spent all day in Toronto and got back late...I'm sure that good times were had by all.
with cheers, jeers, and many beers,
kev
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Oh man jesse why are you talkin about me like that i am not a girl...
and it was your fault u got me drunk and took advantage of me..
makin me spit swear and spill my drink a on fine young lass named michelle...
it seems that dancin graham has left this establishment..
he may be a whimp but he is our whimp...
and jesse stop tring to kill us..
graham come back don't leave us...
open minded sex does not include hospitalization
mills
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phriday phil's report
with Jesse Wilson
for Phriday May 17, 2002 |
quiet night at phillips last night. apparently there was plenty of sexual innuendo and etcetera but I do not really remember. there was a pretty girl there too. as I don't really remember anything, i will provide more details as they arrive!
congrats to dancin' graham for finding job!
swank trax 2002 is going to be kickass!
naomi is cool - spang and the team we're all going to ottawa it up on Canadadaday.
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Are you inbred?
(sorry couldn't resist)
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Oh yeah, and they are really, really red
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My eyes are popping out of my head,
soon I will be dead,
I wish I was in my bed!
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Jesse's STAR WARS 2: ATTACK OF THE KILLER CLONES Review:
Natalie Portman's boobies are really nice. I wanna lick 'em.
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If you people are ever bored out there go to this website it is great!
ps - if you are an easily offended Christian type...don't go...
pps - if you are an easily offended Christian type....you suck
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Dear Mills
It's only gay if you catch.
ps - Everyone should stop being homophobes...it's the 21st century, there is nothing wrong with being gay
pps - No I'm not gay you morons, my girlfriend is way hotter than anyone you've ever met (unless you've met her)...
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The big gay dinosaur's real limmerick:
Sometimes its a he who wears latex
Whats the matter with the x chromozome?
Unrap that sucker
and you will be surprized...
Sexin up a male is painful up the bum..
Roar come out with it you are gay...
sorry for so many posts
just so much anger..
older chicks have wrinkes
mills
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roar roar it is almost Tuesday again and so the dinosaur has prepared your weekly limmerick:
Sometimes it's the bitch who wears latex.
Others it's one of your mates 'X'.
Cause the biggest prize
is who you dispise.
Fucking your enemy is called hate-sex!
well i hope you are familiar with hate-sex. When you really hate someone, there's no better way to convey your strong emotions than humping the lemons out of them! So roar asks, who do you want to have hate sex with?
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Hey all, just posting to say this weekend was pretty sweet. Phils was good times although I must admit it was a tad strange without Graham there although I made it seem like he was there by creaming everyone at pool. Hung out with Jesse a fair bit, it was funny to see my parents act all nice to him and listen to my dad tell him stories from his youth whenever he got the chance. Saw two movies Oceans Eleven and one of my personal favs Sleuth (no its not a detective movie!). If your movie store still caries Sleuth I highly recommend it.
In case you didn't notice, a version of scorched earth is out, try out if you get a chance and tell me what you think, hopefully you guys have powerful machines...
Finally what the hecks the deal with mothers day? I say we should have a poor lonely guy day for all those people out there who were unpopular or unattractive or just had lots of trouble getting into a relationship, I think they need presents more then successful mothers... Its a holiday to tell your mother how much you love them (if your a woman that is). Otherwise its all about the funny cards.
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well tuong I am sorry you are a beautiful person
and I am too, so I put on a hat! by popular demand, the jessman has put a hat on for his swank.ca face. peer pressure works good!
oh yes and tuong: I agree; it is time for pretty girls. But for some reason I think I'm going about it all wrong! Anybody have any advice on meeting pretty girls?
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Late night jam..
gettin lickered up and fishin and watchin porn with your brotherin law holds some amusement even for the likes of me... sorry jesse i would have like to see you work your mojo..
what the hell.. old friends drink and ladies are nice tonight... now there introducin me to milfs..
what should i do? be provided for? or avoid whatever genital desiease that is to ensue..
i need a plan...
partyin with fat bastard and a member from the beatles is fine...
oh shet ladies are here fuck..
i am like a cow i need to be milked
mills
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phriday phil's report
with Jesse Wilson
for Phriday May 10, 2002 |
so at phils I was joined by my comrades of jono and k-maltby and even sir workman. Well 'twas a good night, but I ran into a few dilemmas with the pretty girl situations. There was this one girl who totally looked like this girl I used to date and I was like, "hey this could be fun!" but it was really like my intoxicated conscience saying "jesse it is unethical to get with a girl because you can pretend she is someone else" and my libido going "let's play! So my conclusion of course was to wheel this girl like no girl had ever been wheeled before. I would sweep her off her feet to land of sensual jesseness which she would never want to leave! So I went up to her and said, "excuse me, is your name Wanda?" to which she replied, "no, it is not." So I then responded, "oh I'm sorry" and tucked my tail between my legs and retreated. Man I am one sorry, sorry, sorry bitch. How pathetic. I guess I will need to rehearse my lines in front the mirror some more.
In other news, Tuong, you're ugly. No-one else is. Just you. Remember this, there will be a quiz on it later.
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Hello friends.....
Let's all just get along here!!!!
I say we make summer 2002 the summer of lovin'!!
that means chicks for all even us ugly guys!!!
cuz let's just be honest about this....most of you are pretty damn ugly!!!
Take Mark for example...man did he get the short end of the genetic stick and the long end of the ugly stick!
that is all for tonight!
untill next time remember....summer of lovin....chicks for all...even ugly guys like us!!!
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yah sorry jesse bout the message i was messed up
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what the fuck has this site gone to somewhere else
jesse i think you look awful in this new face..
a cross between a waterloo nerd and one of those pencil dick perverts you find on the real swank site...
has scarboraoh fucked you up wheres the flaming slacker?
this is summer where are the chicks in skimpy clothing?
fine you become like one of those 77
graham whats the deal you lazy bastard...
whin whin whine... next time i find my room in that kind of mess and the 64 on for 5 days and the door to the house being left open for the weekend.. i will hamster fuck you..
just a shout out have a good weekend...
if she looks like a man... then she is a man
mills
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Hey Graham, don't worry about Clay you can call him whatever you want because he's such a fucking slacker that no matter how badly you insult him he's too good damn lazy to come try to right you anyway...and if he ever does, just punch him in the end of the dick...it will hurt and be a fun laugh for years to come.
and Jesse, System of a Down rules! Good work!
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hey hey good news:
new System of a Down recordings have been leaked to the 'net: sounds like Swank Trax 2002 will get some bootlegs after all! Also look forward to hearing that kinky one from POD and "Hey Mister" from Custom. My release date is Monday the 20th, give or take a week.
If you haven't yet registered, um give me a call as this should be a good disc!
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I am posting to see my new face... and oh yes... everyone quit bitching... the cock... I mean sock is a fuckin loser... and yes ontario blows... nothin against slacker graham but if you ever call me a cry baby wuss... I will come down there and stick my foot up your ass... and that is all I have to say.... I have no computer at the lake this summer... so my post will be limited... enjoy what you get cause it ain't gonna be much...
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Jesse is that supposed to be you?
I am glad that the Colonel still lookes stoned and Tuong is as ugly as ever.
Well it lookes like I am going to the Bahamas for fifteen days with a stop at Disney world, I hope you are all jealous becuase you should be. My other option will be to get a job at Kenosee and drink my face off for the summer. Beer is soooo cold and tasty I don't know it I could part with it. I think it is a good night to drink some beer. Blue Pepsi sounds cool. Cut the crap. Mike Chatwin lives. Ontario sucks. Death to Burger King. And finally people that decide to start skatebording at the age of 20 are cool.
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Boy do I have a treat for you!! On my hourly porn search I found a good free movie site!!
FROM THE PRODUCERS THAT BROUGHT YOU BANGBUS!!!!
now bring you MILF HUNTER
AND THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT
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i am so happy this morning
they are making blue pepsi
this is so cool
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I will be there and I hope you are ready to have your ass handed to you big china man head!!!!!!!
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God damn it you're a wuss Graham!!!!!
I don't know you and I think you are a wuss!!!
I remember back in the day when we would
grab the back of cars in the winter and get pulled around the parking lott and stinky Mark tripped and fell while getting pulled at about 20 or 30 and he didn't cry about it!!
He got up like a man and accepted the ridicule for falling!!!
but colonel....you and your wussy ass are on!!!
trampoline match at double d's on thursday!!!!!!
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MOTIVATION OF THE DAY
If sometimes you believe yourself to be little, useless, offended and
depressed, always remember that you were once the fastest and most
victorious sperm in your group.
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roar roar well it looks like big flame war about who is a whiny bitch. in verse:
You asked, "Could Jesse and Clay be
the slackers that cry too much maybe?"
But their only fear
is having no beer.
I think you're the fucking cry baby.
roar roar oh the dinosaur doesn't like everyone all upset. it looks like it is time again to get drunk and be merry. roar roar Phil's this friday is good times!
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Graham, shut the hell up.
"Slacker was founded by cry babies." When I was upset about my Corsica ride, I bitched at you and I had the right to. Deal with it.
"[in] SASK. No one expects you to have a clue" Well I suppose passing CS 342 or getting a co-op don't require a person to have a clue.
"Jesse, you are weak." Well this is partly true. I guess it's time for the YMCA.
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"Sober" ? What the hell is sober??
Anyways Graham, Saskatchewan kicks ass! I also do not care if you had to read two posts! It seems that it hasn't gotten threw your head yet!!!! STOP CRYING I have a bucket here for your tears if you would like! Here in sask we may like to drink and have a blast but we have a saying "Drink until she's cute, but stop before the wedding" And that is all I have to say about that!
Anyways today I was debating whither to go out and look for a job or sit around all day and then play basketball. So I sat around all day and then played basketball!
p.s- Graham Go floss your teeth with the sweaty hairs on my ass!!!
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Fuck Sanders....... that's all you have to say about that?
But you have to say it twice?
though I guess you probably didn't realize you were posting an almost identical message....
I'm sure you just rolled your sober fat ass off the couch sunday night after watching whatever passes for rerun christian gosple hour on tv to the run-down thirty year old computer which your grandmother has been teaching you to use.
shame she hasn't taught you how to edit your posts yet.
don't know about Clay, but from where I'm sitting, Slacker was founded by cry babies.
So pour yourself a drink Saunders, and post again, and again, and again.......... because that's the best thing about SASK. No one expects you to have a clue about what the hell you're doing.
And I wasn't crying.
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Hello all,
Just got back last night from a week and a half in Ontario. Thought I'd tell you some things about my trip.
1) O.P.P. suck ass, they are out for your money, give me a good old mountie any day.
2) driving 30 hours straight sucks ass.
3) drving on really windy roads during an 8 hour snow storm in total darkness sucks ass.
4) Having a semi flip on a bridge 3 hours west of Thurday Bay causing a four hour detour to get home SUCKS ASS!
5) The mongolian grill is great!
6) Drivers in Ontario, and Toronto in particular are ass holes.
7) 50% of truck drivers are insane.
8) If you're tall and buy kids ice cream they will try to climb you!
9) Visiting future inlaws has the potential to be stressful, but is very cool when, they are as nice as mine are.
10) Portage La Prairie, Manitoba is a fucking scary Curch town.
11) Blasting Black Sabbath tunes with the windows down in Portage La Prairie just to piss off the churchies is great fun!
12) Deer are stupid.
13) Baby raccoons cry when they're hungry.
14) Old man cars get good gas milage and can comfortable seat 4 or 5.
15) Northern Ontario is more like the prairies in attitude then it is like southern Ontario... (this is a good thing you right wing bastards)
So yay, in conclusion...driving half way across canada can teach you many things...I have lots of stories to tell...but I'm only going to tell you if I like and...and frankly...I don't
ps - Colonel sucks, so does Clay
pps - I saw clay put his hand in the Colonel's pants...no lie!
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Coming soon to Swank.ca, the making of the greatest computer game since Scorched Earth....... SCORCHED EARTH 3D!!! After hours of work and a programing team consisting of the greatest programming team namely jono, jon and jonathan (and maybe soon jesse). The following is a sneak peak of what is to come: 1 2 3
Although the anticipation is mind numbing, please do not just sit in front of your computer waiting for the game to come out, you have to eat. Get a snack and then come back and wait.
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"Mark was not around which made the night alot more enjoyable for all!"
Colonel your dead. That is all I have to say
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Does anyone else hear the whaaaaaaaaammmbulance!!! Man does this Graham every not cry!
Graham it is 100% your fault!! Not jesse's, and what is this Copy cat bull. Anyways peace out and someone call security because Slacker is no place for cry babies.
And that is all I have to say about that!!
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What does copy cat racist ways mean? I'm racist and proud of it! Also it sounds like the whaaaaaaaaabulance is on it's way to pick you up! ( stop crying and be a man). It is your fault 100%, your fault no one elses! You got on Jesse's car! What did you expect him to do! I wouldn't want your dirty ass on my car either!!
AND THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT!
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well.... this is just great.
thoughts?
Colonel, your copy-cat racist ways must certianly be amuzing to someone.
keep it up.
Jesse, you are weak.
I was showering this morning getting more ashfault out of my skin when I realized a couple things.
* despite your slanderous, teary eyed, and excessive cries for pity later in the day, I wasn't trying to hurt you when you tried to shove your ass into the open window of my moving car.
that was your fault.
* despite your teary eyed and extensive cries for pity later in the day, I wasn't trying to hurt you when you jumped onto the back of my moving car.
seeing as how no one got hurt, I don't think there was any fault here.... but you seemed pretty upset about it for a couple hours.
* even after you jumped onto my moving car, I drove at a safe and reasonable speed such that I believed you would be safe.
more no fault. just good thinking on my part. (for once)
* when I got onto the back of your car, you drove like a fucking manic in what I must assume was an attempt to hurt me.
fault for you and for me. (me for getting on, you for driving like a manic. Though I think I get more fault here....)
* ashfault burn are not unlike carpet burns or sun burns. But they hurt more........ and seem to decrease the amount of sleep you need/get
no fault. just new knowledge.
and the fact that you actually tried to do me harm hurts. (all the way down my right arm)
But only because you suceeded.
Boston Pizza Review
not bad.
but not mind blowing.
definitely suffered from overhype.
closer
near all night Halo, Dark Angel, free McDonalds, long car rides, new Missasauga to Glamis record times (so far as I know), movies (Spiderman/Orange County), and roling from cars have all been lots of fun.
'night everyone
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Saturday Warehouse report
with Colonel Sanders
for sunday May 5, 2002 |
Hey what is up my canadian Brothers out there in computer land! I am here to update you on the wonderful happenings of saturday at the good old Warehouse here in REgina, saskatchewan Canada.
Things heated up when Tracy Archer the now former Mayor's daughter, decided that she was going to be here typical self "A BITCH". Mark was not around which made the night alot more enjoyable for all! Karim my east indan brother was back intown to strut his stuff and to prove to everyone that Turbins are cool! He is determined to prove to me that Paki's can become more then just Cab drivers and 7 elevn clerks!
The night was full of beer drinking and putting people down! Liz has a big ego now that she has returned to regina so I took it apon myself to bring her self-esteem to an absolute nothing. My account balance is now at a -117 dollars and I am planing to bring it all the way down as far as possible. Anyways it is time for me to go thus I am tired of writting and my penis is erect and I must do something about it!!
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phriday phil's report
with Jesse Wilson
for Phriday May 3, 2002 |
well it is a whole day since phil's phriday and I have sobered up but i will still report of the excellent moments of our favourite basement nightclub. graham and john were kicking ass at pool all night, which is unfortunate as they missed dancing to good times speed metal oh no. haircutter sara arrived as scary-hot, and I think she was successful in getting some hearts beating a bit faster! whisky was good and I was talking to some random teenage girl who wanted to shut me down. rather than crushing my already modest ego, she let me down easy! She told me she was actually 26 and not 18 and German and it was forbidden in her culture to like a young guy like myself. Oh well I guess that is too bad!
I like my life and it is scary to be holding on for dear life on the unsafe, unseatbelted rear windsheild of a car driven by a testosterone-high maniac. Graham should learn this so he can stop hurting hisself.
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Sorry Clay I missed your Call!!
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Today I was surfing the net for dance moves! I am white but everyone thinks I am black so I decided that if I were black I would have to learn how to dance good. (Black people are good dancers) Anyways I came accross this site with some really cool moves check it out
Anyways that is all that I have to say today, so play it safe where a condom even if you are doing it anal! Poop can stain!
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A Man walks into a bar!
Ouch!!!!
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Regina was awesome. 12 Highlights: (1) top-down driving, (2) our national anthem, (3) the school bus, (4) B movies, (5) Dancers is closed, (6) getting shut down at the warehouse, (7)coffin runs, (8) pizza, (9) cocky chess, (10) negative bank balances, (11) peeing in city hall fountain and (12) skateboard basketball.
And now I find myself in Scarborough. 1438 Military Trail, (416) 287-8470. My jop is damn cool. My roommates are damn cool. I might meet a playmate. Life is good.
And tomorrow I'm off to Phil's - if you're like me and you don't remember last Phil's Phriday, it promises be a damn good time.
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Let's do it big china man face! One on One Ladder match!!
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pizza pizza on his face
don't worry bout him
cuz he's a big disgrace
i'm the champ!!!
cuz your hands can't hit,
what your eyes can't see.....
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roar roar today I talk about the greatest hawaiian pizza in the world.
You'll find no pizza fina
than from Western's in Regina.
Everyone who eats a
hot Western pizza
is guaranteed sure to have fun.
roar roar there are many a good time in Regina, the town that rhymes with fun!
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
NOW I KNOW MY ACC'S WON'T YOU SING WITH ME!
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What! What! What! Beer!
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You are welcome Mark!
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