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UPDATE ~ tuesday 7:16 PM
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christmas is good - i got enough socks and underwear for another year!
more about regina craziness later for sure including several stories about throwing empty beer cans in bryan's pool
but now I announce that SWANK.CA is back up and running after a week of being offline while I upgraded my webhost
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UPDATE ~ tuesday 8:47 PM
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last day @ itactics is tomorrow! it's sweet because they're open sourcing my project, Event Replicator. (sounds nerdy and ominous, doesn't it?) well hold on to your glasses, nerds, look forward to frequent links to Source Forge and its peers.
look out - i'm transferring the swank.ca domain to a different host for 2002 - so if there's a site outage, um.. . sucks to you!
saskatchewan, you're all mine baby
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UPDATE ~ sunday 5:07 PM
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oh boy oh boy oh boy
last night we went to the headstones concert. the headstones were good. but the opener - Shocore were amazing! You know that song Bonecracker, I'm the bonecracker, I'm the bonecracker...; well that's shocore. Man do they ever rock! It's a real rock'n'roll show, complete with all the necessary fixings for such things (mmm....). Anyway i don't want to get too explicit, but I will say that I'm not going to be looking at electrical tape the same way again!
Well I'm still in permasmile from that show, oh boy oh yeah
And I'm gonna be up in Regina on Thursday - sweet. Life is gettin' good again.
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UPDATE ~ saturday 12:26 PM
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ouch my head hurts.
god damn brain swell. (that's a technical term. aka hangover)
ouch my head hurts
god damn it hurts... but only when I move......
phils was good.
check out brother brad and friends site to help get your head pain under control. apparently there's cool stuff (videos?) to come there....
alright i'm out... maybe jesse has a damn asprin to ease the noise in my beautiful head. (as you can see just to the right)
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UPDATE ~ friday 9:53 PM
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The quiz features questions about SLACKER SOUND SISTIMS, your favourite people!
And enter today, because
Everyone
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receive a
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SWANK TRAX 2002
take the quiz
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UPDATE ~ 9:22 PM
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WEEKEND UPDATE
So far Robbie and Mark have tried and tested three different possibilities for Beer in the new years Kegs. After way more alcohol than we expected and a pile of puke later we have one beer ( the Red Tail Ail from Bonzinnis) to be considered as worthy.
Possible Keg Beer so far
Red Tail Ail
( More beer to be added soon)
Registered Guests
Bryan Chernick
Shannon Chernick
Jessica Biel
Adam Sandler
Mark Wilson
Billie Joe Armstrong
Robbie Anderson
Steven Tyler
(Get on the phone and confirm your place at the coolest house on Dec 31 you lazy sacks of shit )
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UPDATE ~ tuesday 11:13 PM
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Yo this is my first time on this bloody site and i must say my deal. I am mills and i am here to stay, generally. I am bald and i do stomp people.
Waterwoo i do love.
And everyone Jesse does love you all. he is just afraid to say so.
Have a perverted Christmas everyone.
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UPDATE ~ 8:19 PM
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if you got an ICQ that says "Jesse loves you" from me it is not me it is my roommate.
I will beat him up
I do not love you, sorry
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UPDATE ~ 5:31 PM
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New Years Party @ Robbie Andersons's
Help us celebrate a new day once again on Dec 31- Jan 1
Keg's, Hottubs, Girls all in one place
Call 789 6465 or 596 0954 to see if the pannel of judges ( Mark and Robbie ) think you are cool enough to be on the guest list. From there we will confirm your request to be at the party and give you directions to Robbies house
You will be allowed to bring friend if you report them to us before the party and if you already know where Robbie lives feel free to bypass these steps and crash the party ( hey its not my house !!!!!!!!!)
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UPDATE ~ monday 9:15 AM
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terminator 3 is coming . . .
iBook is coming . . .
Christmas is coming . . .
I'm staying in waterloo . . . but only to the 20th then Regina yeah!
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UPDATE ~ sunday 12:56 AM
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Mark - it's okay dude I'm tough . . . . Toronto sucks, Waterloo sucks, Regina is good times . . . . I'm coming home in like 2 weeks it will be rockin'
Clay - good advice man. I was just reaching to hit myself in the head and then I thought of your post and was like, "wait that will cause damage" so I punched some homeless guy instead.
Anyway i have done the world a service :
oh yes and fashion partner Luke - when convenient you can add this junk to your amazing phashion catalog. have good night people . . . !
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UPDATE ~ thursday 11:20 PM
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Did you know that if you punch yourself in the head that you will, I will repeat that... YOU WILL get a black eye.... just thought I would clarify that... it has been tried and tested and those were the results.. just so any of you who were curious about attempting that sort of thing know what the outcome is... with that out of the way.. I am super excited for the arrival of the Wilson man... although as usual I will probably not get to see him as much as I would like... exams are going good... that is probably due to the fact that I have not started writing any yet... so we will see how that progresses... I went out the other night and tested out some of my other theories with my friends and it amazes me that some people are really as stupid as they look.. we went out on the town and I thought what would get the night started better than a few shots of the good ol 151 Rum... I dunno if they sell it out in Ontario...that is probably due to the fact that you would drop dead if you drank it... at a mild 75% we had them commin over to our table.. lit up of course.. and the waitress spills one of them... so now her tray is totally immersed in flames.. and I am laughing my ass right off... so she goes to blow them out... and I dunno she must've grown up in some place like Toronto cause she blew down on it.. blowing the rum all over the place lighting stuff on fire... it was great.... so the second lesson of the night is ... people are as dumb as they look... But I should go and continue doing whatever I was doing... but before I leave we will run through the lessons once again...
1) Hitting yourself in the head will cause damage...
2) If someone looks dumb, chances are they really are...
3) Drinking is to be left to the professionals...
4) Bohemian is the only beer worth drinking...
So there you have it... hope I have enlightened everyone for the day.. and I will write again later when I feel the need to dispense more of my ever growing wisdom..
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UPDATE ~ sunday 8:49 PM
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I have to appologize for the grip alcohol has on my sistim
As I read my last update it sounded harsh and I mean no harm to my buddie Jesse and most
people that live in Wateloo. Toronto still sucks though and I wish it would burn
Sorry dude
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UPDATE ~ saturday 11:25 PM
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This is funny:
"Masturbation, don't knock it, it's sex with someone I love."
-Woody Allen
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UPDATE ~ 12:43 PM
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i am sorry for having such an unreliable website it is not my fault i blame it on my tech support guy. apparently it was -3 below in his hometown of mexico and um he died in his car the poor bastard. this is mostly true only it is not a mexican i know it is another mexican
phils is a good time. there were some lesbimen there and they were girls dressed up like guys it was kind of distrubing but i'm sure that if thats they choose to be queer we can only point and laugh that is all
mark i saw the mudmen too they were cool. oh yeah and kurt c is sleeping in my bathroom if you didn't know where he was and thought he was dead
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UPDATE ~ 1:14 AM
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Why will this not show up on www.swank.ca It pisses me off
fix it you stupid computer geek. ( Jesse )
Anyone in computer science is a loser and sucks. Especially if they go to Waterloo
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