clay hurts too but we keep breathing

bob is always trying to impress me with his embarrasing stories of being a drunk and doing things he normally would not

big halowe'en party at 88 B

slacker longsleeve hooded sweatshirts designs have been finalized - - - - they are damn sexy.
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"This is absolutely a true story -- forward it around to friends who might get a kick out of it. Had the most interesting conversation with the top sales weasel at our company today. She came into my office and noticed I had a box of Altoids on my desk. (Have you had them? They are these obnoxiously strong peppermints made in England.) As soon as she saw them, she burst into laughter. Turns out she had recently had an affair with a guy who called her and left her an incredibly steamy voice mail message after an encounter. He went on and on about what a blow job goddess she was, how amazing she was, how he'd never be the same, etc. She was kind of puzzled, thinking: what did I do to this guy that was so different from my regular technique? She finally figured it out: she's a smoker, and before getting intimate with him, she had gone to the bathroom to "freshen up." Not having a toothbrush, she crunched on about four Altoids and then got busy. Apparently things went amazingly.
So she passed this little tidbit on to another female sales weasel, who immediately tried it out on her fiancee. Apparently this guy has never, ever been into oral sex, but liked the mint sensation so much that he asked her to stop and chew another Altoid mid-blow job. He is now a fellatio gourmand. This news has been going around our office. Having a box of Altoids on your desk is now like being part of the Secret Blowjob Goddess Society. It's the equivalent of having the hottest car or coolest computer. News spread like crazy among the females, who all went out at lunch to Walgreens to buy a box of Altoids (about $2 for 100 or so), and their partners across the city tonight are getting one hell of a corporate blow job. As far as company-wide morale boosting events, it doesn't get much better. Some of the men found out, too -- they went out after work to buy them for their wives. They strategized on how to get their wives to eat them. And people wonder why I work in technology.

lousy thursday but at least i didn't barf twice during an exam

hardquor should be released but dancin' graham is one lazy mother fucker and he hasn't shown me a cool GUI yet and well we can't proceed without that. and i'm a lazy mofo cause i haven't yet finished my killer-AI . . . .. it will rock when it's ready hopefully soon

Robbie likes porn so he is cool

new incubus CD is good

maybe see sloan on weekend if tickets still selling

halowe'en party at 88B coming in just one week.

here is a map to 88B click!

life is hard. but i'm tough with an F

Sweet sweet sweet. :)

Work is hilarious.
I'm almost the only one here.
Fridays.....

Oh, found this.
Thought it was funny. :)
Relates to UWaterloo and my friends there really well I think. :)
Mainly because I think I can see us actually saying stuff like this.
But in a little cooler way. :)

hey shelly

just wanted to let you know
that i'm cool. i really hope
we have an awesome fucking
friendship because I truly
believe that you are the best
thing to happen to me since
I came to Ontario.

i am sad that our differences
drove us apart, but I understand.
My life will go on; your life
will go on. You'll be a single
girl in first year, and I'll be
a single guy in 3rd. And those
2 people they will be good buddies.

In thirty months, I should have
my UW degree in hand. I will drive
away from Ontario probably forever,
leaving you forever behind. And
if I'm as smart as I think I am,
I'll have enough cash and enough
guts to come back to this disjoint
province and hang out with my best
friend Michelle.

You will always be a big part of
my life Michelle, and I will always
be a big part of yours. Hopefully
our decision tonight will turn out
for the best.

I hope you know that I'm always
there for you. I care so much about
you, and the fact that we're not
kissing or holding hands doesn't
change that one bit.

Your eternal friend
Jesse

quoridor is supposed to be out on friday, but I'm a slacker and so are my peers so I'm gonna tack on an extra 2 weeks

i could have mentioned this earlier, but i didn't

tha slacker sound sistims phashion stuff is going okay - people seem to like the genetic engineer bunny-hug. i contacted my screen printers, and if we compromise some of the elements of the design (less colours), we can get 'em done for about $40 with tax.

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