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UPDATE ~ sunday 10:20 PM
Jesse Wilson

slacker mark is 20 today

saw blink 182 yesterday, DAMMIT they were awesome

taking SMF 202 - Introduction to fucking - at the U of W


UPDATE ~ thursday 1:30 AM
Jesse Wilson

No wonder i NEVER FUCKING WIN at mcopoly

At least there are other cool things to dwell upon. I've got some peer's in the wannabe t-shirt business selling their geekiness.

which leads me to a question - what's cooler? geekiness or laziness? well although geekiness is the opposite of cool it does have certain chic thing to it like Weezer and Radiohead and ...

who am i kidding on it's all slacker


UPDATE ~ wednesday 1:30 AM
Jesse Wilson

Members of the Triple-S Crew are workin' on a sexy new board-game-come-computer called "hardquor." The game is a rip-off of the real board game quoridor.

Current highlights include a "smarter-than-girlfriend" A.I. for playing against the computer, and network play. Coming soon is a skinnable U.I., and an integrating slander system.

Congrats to cocloco!


UPDATE ~ monday 9:54 PM
Luke Cyca

The Cobalt Firecrown shirts are in! Those of you lucky enough to have ordered your very own will be receiving them before 2014. Those of you who have not yet ordered one should.


UPDATE ~ friday 1:40 PM
Jesse Wilson

SLACKER-MART is now open. The store is run with Cafe Press - they all the money and printing and stuff, all I had to do was upload some cool pictures that they can make shirts out of. Maybe Clay, Mark & Graham will get their lazy arses and create cool designs for SLACKER-MART also.


UPDATE ~ wednesday 1:07 AM
Jesse Wilson

funny when drunk only


UPDATE ~ 12:31 AM
Jesse Wilson

just watched TAO of STEVE . . . . good show. True SLACKER effort.

I'm 20.

Friends Bob, Peter, Andrew, Jeremy & Heather bought me a big, fat-ass Al to hang out with Roy. Life is good.


UPDATE ~ friday 1:30 PM
Jesse Wilson

i am a laboratory rat
who knows a maze quite well
but that will not be useful now that I am free
i should have learned survival skills instead

exams are over I am free!


UPDATE ~ tuesday 9:23 AM
Jesse Wilson

huge JP3 poster? COOL.

Slacker caps are in! The shipment will show up in Regina in just eight days, courtesy of Shannonano!

Did anyone know that I'm just 8 days younger than the personal computer? That might explain my stylish, yet somewhat geeky attitute.


UPDATE ~ monday 1:37 PM
Luke Cyca

Well well well... I was fortunate enough to know an employee of the Burger King restaurant in my city and get a huge Jurassic Park 3 Poster that belongs to Jesse Wilson if he a) wants it and b) can figure out how to get it. It's almost as big as a person and is made out of that double-plastic sign stuff so it's sleek and strong just like dinosaurs.


UPDATE ~ saturday 1:20 PM
Jesse Wilson

damnit all to hell.

our hats are going to be late. this really sucks ass.

I had a hope that we could get our hats by the 3rd, and now they may be as late as the 10th! Never fear, however. I am going to arrange to get lovely Slacker' model Shannon to transport the caps to Saskatchewan almost immediately upon their completion.

Sorry for any problems this may cause. I will repay anyone with sexual favours if necessary.


UPDATE ~ friday 5:44 PM
Luke Cyca

ATTN: Jesse Wilson

I am selling this 1992 JURASSIC PARK RARE TEASER POSTER DRAWING. Bidding starts at US$20.00 with a reserve price of US$50.00. Happy Bidding!


UPDATE ~ 12:41 AM
roar

roar roar hey you did you know that dinosaurs are cool

There once was a sock named Ed.
And many mean things he said.
So roar took the sock,
and bit off his cock.
Slippers now stop giving head.


UPDATE ~ wednesday 11:56 PM
ed the sock

Well here is another posting for your favorite parmesan cheese like friend. The other day I was looking through old tapes of speakers corner and what do I see? Three morons wearing Slacker Sound Sistems T-Shirts talking about how shitty Toronto is and how great Saskatchewan is. Well we all know that Toronto is a shit hole...Saskatchewan is the exact centre of NOWHERE! it is the abyss everyone with half a brain there moves because they can't make any money and their football team sucks. I noticed that two of the three morons are part of the "Slacker Sound Sistems Crew"...now I know why these guys are such morons....75% of their employees were born in Saskatchewan...ie only one member isn't inbred...now I'm not saying people from Ontario are better than those from Saskatchewan...just that they're less worse. Anyway, I feel a little better about my inner anger now that I have bashed those damned prairie ass holes!!! Ever wonder why no bands come to play in Saskatchewan...cuz if they do you throw shoes at them...fucking inbred country folk!
Later
Sock Man!!


UPDATE ~ 5:09 PM
Jesse Wilson

yak


UPDATE ~ 2:54 AM
Luke Cyca

People often say to me:
Hey Luke! Teach me to use the internet to make lots and lots of green!

And to that I say:
Start here


UPDATE ~ 1:50 AM
Graham Cale

Shigity Shigity SHWA.....

Well, praise the internet for teaching us all something new every day. And providing limitless entertainment.

Today's little trick:
everybody (you too ladies) go to google
type in boobies
click on I'm Feeling Lucky

come back tomorrow. Maybe I'll have something else entertaining to try. (if I'm bored)


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hey nakedguy! you need some shirt, no? well we've partnered up with web folks cafe press to bring you SLACKER-MART. it is your online phashion store.

right now we only have 2 things in store but you wait and soon there will be enough phashion to clothe a beach full of fat nudists.

SHOP SLACKER-MART



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register today for a copy of SLACKER SOUND SISTIMS amazing upcoming alternative album. Swank Trax 2002 is guarnateed to be the greatest album since Swank Trax 2001! Here's what Curtis K. had to say about the album, "When I listen to Swank Trax 2002, it makes me remember all the fun I had back in the summer of 2002. I also enjoyed flying a hovercar in that year and conversing with my brand new futuristic robots."

to register for your copy, send a nude photograph of yourself to:

SLACKER SOUND SISTIMS
c/o Jesse Wilson
52 Columbia St. W
Waterloo, Ontario
N2L 3K5