The ROUGHRIDERS are 2 and 0! I didn't get to watch the game at Taylor Field. I didn't even get to watch it on TV. And for the love of fucking, I haven't even seen the highlights on Sports Center. But I did get to read the recap on cfl.ca, and it sounds like it was a decent game! With a start like this, I think that Grey Cup fever is the only remedy.

I'm in The Centre of Noware, Ontario chillin' at Gram's cabin. We got beer, tennis and Charlie's Angels. Last night one of our buddies drove 90 minutes to meet us. When he got here, we were out at the 'Angels movie so the poor bastard had to just turn around and go home!

And today's all about ice cream and beach volleyball and beer. It will be fun!

SURPRISE!
or something.

Kristin's "surprise" birthday party was last night. I was there. Lots of fun things happened. We almost left a passed out Hendrix at Pizza Pizza. But he woke up when the room got real quiet and stumbled out after us. I drank a bunch and watched Jesse pour beer on himself. Though it wasn't really his fault. He was trying to use this low-grade Beer Hat.

Anyway, after a couple of minutes of fun of locking Jesse in the guys washroom at house 77 (with assistence from Eric and Paul) We realized that we really should be nicer guys and let Jesse get back to the Climaxima so he could continue to test the shocks with Jodie..... Anyway, we let him out and suddenly water balloons are flying everywhere..... Paul and I end up taking direct hits... but my biggest concern wasn't that I had my semi-juvinial-prank turned around on me. I just wanted to know who and why would someone keep water balloons in their bathroom??

Anyway, Jodie had to work this morning.
And Jodie's attached to Jesse for a ride (and other things).
And I'm attached to Jesse for a ride...

So we ended up leaving h77 at 5:30 this morning.

Ouch.

But it's noon and I've napped, and I'm pretty much good to go for the beach.

i don't know if any of you guys have checked out this "blog of note". it's got some interesting opinions on it... if you're into the matrix movies. but i find it strange that so many of them are supporting these theories that are so clearly not true. (the matrix within a matrix theory for example). but i guess a bunch of them maybe haven't played Enter the Matrix (which explains a bunch of behind the scenes stuff).

either way. a semi-interesting read.

edit: fuck i'm a retard. that's what i get for trying to parallel process.

It's cool how many sweet songs you can find when you're trying to work on school work....like this!

Mills sent me a link to this parody site on keeping your virginity until married. The site basically jokes that you're still technically a virgin if you limit yourself to oral, anal and manual sex.

So I'm reading the site, and wondering why the fuck Mills sent it to me. Of course, it's because it appears he's trying to reclaim his virginity! (His method is right out of their 3rd strategy on the Creative Date Ideas page.)

Man I suck at school! Today I wrote my Distributed Computing exam. I know this course. I could teach this course. But today I sucked at the exam. The problem was that all the questions were asking me to regurgitate facts from the textbook, and I suck ass at that. I guess I get to find out soon what the damage was!

Oh and Mark, I gotta let you know that Robbie can't defend his unfortunate shitting problem on swank_.ca. Last week, we traded the colonel to House 77 for punk sensation Bradley Cale. I don't think Robbie's shown up on that site yet, but hopefully he will soon!

Robbie Quit diarrhea Shitting in my house!

I hate you. Does anyone know if you can stop someone from comming to your house to use the bathroom. Robbie Anderson comes to my house every day just so that he can defile my washroom. THe smell could kill a skunk.

I'm a Psych whore!

Five experiments so far this term and another one tomorrow!

"hit these keys for the colour of the words flashing on and off the screen. hit these keys for the colour the word spells, not the colour it's shown in. which section of the screen does an english word flash in? what colour does the word Kevin make you think of? does the characters which flashes on the screen make up an actual english work? read the sentences aloud as they appear on the screen. Do the sentences make sense to you? recite as many of the last words in the sentences as you can remember......."

whew.

I was looking for Jodie's baseball field today when I stumbled across the Kitchener Public Library. It's like the library at school, but they had Mad Magazine. I've gotta go back there and read all the Spy vs. Spy comics.

And Naomi is a rockstar! She's up in town visiting her Operaboy and we got breakfast together. She's moving back to Waterloo soon so that they can hump without using the telephone! Oh yeah and she got a job here too.

Finally there's a new cool thing on the SLACKER SOUND SISTIMS Internet website: it's called season 2.

Hey all.

Canada Day Weekend plans are Officially on the go.

Here's the deal.

Brad and I (last I heard Brad was in on it anyway) are having a weekend long party (Saturday June 28th till Tuesday July 1) at our house (near Walkerton) and cottage (on Lake Huron between Kincardine and Goderich). I've probably already told you about. Which means you're officially invited and should definitely come. I'll be talking to most everyone on an individual basis for directions and transportation, but if you actually want extra details go out of your way to get a hold of me. (shouldn't really be that hard)

Remember your sexy swimsuits and fire-sticks and we'll all be guaranteed a super fun time.

'cause no one throws a party like a Cale boy.

ah man-boobs. most likely one of the scariest things that come out in the summer time.

heh. anyway. for a laugh. go check out the little attitude that some girls hendrix knows are displaying in the comments section of the h77 blog. apparently we aren't "indie" enough.

whatever.

Jono, Kevin, and I were driving around Waterloo today talking about what we should get Jono for his birthday or something when we pulled up to a stop sign and I saw a man with man-boobs. Real man-boobs like the ones on the guy from Fight Club who dies.

So I said "That guy has man-boobs."

At which point the car became silent.



It was scary.
They sagged and bounced.

We were scared.

Bryan why the hell did you go to the effort to find that. I have experienced myself that government workers are underworked and overpaid but this is going to the extreme.

(I know you do a lot I was jsut buggin you)

Oh oh Robbie, looks like someone beat you to it. What's next? The "Oop-Stick"?

US Patent Office

Search for patent # 6,485,773

So, my four day Waterloo Breakfast is going official:

To all Kdubbers, be at Benny's at 11 am on Saturday for some good eats, good company, and interesting conversation. Or just to laugh at Jesse's coffee and coke concoction.

Hopefully I will see you guys there - especially Jono, 'cause it's his birthday, and if we're lucky, Graham - who'll have lots of stories of his, ahem, athletics.

See you there,

Naomi W.

Graham: Hello, hot girl, thank you for inviting me to your keg party.
Hot Girl: You bet graham, I'm so glad you could make it. There's something I've been dying to do with you . . .
Graham: [hands in air] YES!!!
Hot Girl: . . . introduce you to my new boyfriend!
Graham: [kneeling] NOO!!! [covers face with hands]
Hot Girl: [points at Graham's reflection in mirror on door] That's him!
Graham: YES!!! [dances around]
Another sexy guy: [walks through mirror-door, greeting the two of them] Here I am!
Graham: [pulling out hair] NOO!!! [starts to cry]
Hot Girl: [to new guy] Oh, hello, brother I'd like you to meet my new boyfriend.
Graham: YES!!! [does cha-ching action with arms]

She's athletic as in Varsity (and travelling league) Soccer.

jackass.

What all those silly proposed blanket solutions all forget is that swapping mp3s and such isn't illegal. It's stealing intellectual property that is illegal. I am perfectly within my rights to burn and rip as much Zymotic and Uncle Doug's Car Wash songs as I want. I am also within my rights to freely distribute and burn my own mpegs, flash movies, etc.

On another note, we've found people for our basement suite. Come mid-August we will have less housage and less billage. This also means that for the next two months I can play drums whenever I want. sweet.

anyway, looking forward to watching the riders destroy stupid toronto.

-sok

hrmm, here's something pretty awesome.

hahahaha.. yeah. LIKELY story gram.

so was she atheletic in the sense that she plays arm chair quater back on sundays or is she atheletic in the sense that she might actually get up off her ass most days?

haha

The women, they're all up on!

So this girl. This athlete girl. She invited me to a keg party at her house tomorrow. I mean she singled me out of no where and said "Hey Gram, why don't you come over to my place tomorrow for this keg party that's going to be going on!" After which she proceed to encourage me to enage in 50 minutes of small talk where she got to get to know me.

So yeah.

This girl. This Athelete girl. This girl in my public speaking class who sees me spout my mouth twice a week talking about whatever's on my mind interviewed me to see if I was actually cool.

Or sexable.

Or something.

So yeah, now I've gotta call my Mom cause I was thinking about going home on Friday and well, plans change when there's a girl asking me to go places. "Hey Mom...."

geezas.

I feel your pain. I feel your frustration. I feel your breasts.

Today I fell out of bed on my way to Distributed Computing. I was impressed by Jono's spiffiness; apparently the guy is getting his picture taken for the wall of geeks. I should really get that done soon.

When I went to help Karen with her webpages, I caused her Windows XP to crash and then refuse to boot. She blamed it on a virus and I agreed. The virus does not become less eleet when it crashes the computer, wheras if I took responsibility then I might be the laughing stock of USENET.

To finish my morning I was running around frantically like a decapitated chicken looking for my Algorithms exam. I sat down and started writing, and nearly wet myself when I next glanced down at my watch. It was already 12:19 and I had but mere moments to finish the remaining pages of the test. I ripped through the last two problems in record time. I defended my workspace expecting the paper to be taken from me as I continued to scribble, but the proctors never came. I glanced at my watch again and discovered that the exam period went until 1:00 and that my hastiness was unnecessary. So I reviewed the adrenaline-produced solutions and was unfortunately completely satisfied with them. So I handed the exam in twenty-five minutes early and came home for a nap.

You know Graham, I'm having a hard time picturing that car speeding away from the parking lot....and since I was there, I bet everyone else is having an even harder time.

Perhaps some form of Flash-related visual aid is in order.

Tennis and Wendy's are good. And so is Red Bull fueled volleyball, even if our team once again went 2 and 1. Conversely, midterms suck ass more than a dinosaur crapping themselves out of fear. Stupid "Gee-I'm-a-Tree", you're ruining my weekend. Which, just to warn all others of you who are about to enter a week of hell, is supposed to be filled with wonderful weather, cold beer and at least a few friends who aren't stuck in the same boat as you. However, for passengers on the S.S. Stupid Homework Crap there is one consilation...namely, not being a lobster by Monday.

ugh, much to do, much to do...

Ack, I can't believe midterms are here already, well 1 down, 2 to go...

Played some more tennis today with Kevin, we teamed up and defeated some random people 4-1. I am definately seeing some improvement in my serves.

Also had some random conversations with Kevin over Wendy's "Spicy" Chicken sandwhiches. One of the more notable ones was what the hell is the point of our bodies reaction to stress. Is it simply an ass feeling our bodies are put in to tell us to do something other than what is causing the stress? Stress symptoms include tension, sweating perfusely and loss of bladder/anus control. I mean just imagine, your a tiny dinosaur who suddenly spots a T-Rex, oh crap, if he sees me I am gonna die. Nervousness kicks in and as a result the tiny dinosaur lets out an encredibly loud farting sound and some poo. The T-Rex hears this and heads to eat some tasty chickenasaurus. However once he gets there he discovers that it pooed on itself and thinks damn, that's not very appetizing and runs off. Well that's the best explaination I could come up with...

The solar system and Geometry are up next...
- JoNo

Got busted for Skateboarding again, today. Really sucks. If Skatboarding is going to be illegal then it should only be illegal to people without University Education and trying to wreck shit.

Odd things happen in high school parking lots.

Jono, Kev' and I were taking pictures of the moon the other day for our Astronomy project. Well, Jono and my Astro project. Kev' was just bored. So just as we were finishing up, this car which had been sitting in the darkest corner of the lot for the entire fifteen minutes or so we had been there all of a sudden quick started his car surprising us (we thought we were the only ones walking around in a high school parking lot at 1:30 in the morning) and gunning it the parking lot exit right past us.

The interesting part is that there was only one person in the car so far as we could tell...

Hmmmm....


Now I've just got to think of something to get Jono for his birthday. Luckly there's a list of suitable gifts right here on SWANK!

The rumours are true! Today I took in the new XBox to be modified for Linux, and it'll be all ready to host swank_.ca a week or so.

And some people said that Halo was the best thing on XBox!

So the Stag and Doe on Friday was alright. Though I was a little disapointed by the seeming lack of hot single women who were drunk and dancing fiends. Very disapointed.... I was talking with the groom (Lisa) for awhile getting the low down on all of my prospects for the evening. Which resulted in every single one of them being screened out by her or me. Which left me with one less article of fun. (eat, drink, dance, hot girls)

Saturday was walking around downtown T.O. with two Sask. boys. We slipped by the huge HMV downtown, but somehow I managed to escape without spending more money. Later Jesse and I then dropped by h70 and lured hendrix to Waterloo for a dancalicious evening at Phils with nothing more than a 6 pack.

Favourite line of the weekend so far: "Hi, my name's Graham. Remember that. There's a quiz in the morning"

Slighly akward line: "You're such a beautiful dancer." Ummm... Thanks. I guess.

Anyway, more beach volleyball and other fun to come later today.

hi I'm smelly, h77 ownzzz!!!!



gya gya gya!!! gya smah mehhhhhh..... hahaha

so what the fuck. i go to waterloo for like three days and all of a sudden i've been traded.

all i gotta say is hendrix you got no soul buddy.

either way. looks like i'm here for awhile. maybe we can shake things up a bit.

peace i'm out.

Hee HEeeHeee so true

your fuck.


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This is me

you are the cute but psycho happy bunny. You
adorable, but a little out there. It's alright,
you might not have it all, but there are worse


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So SSS headquarters at 52 has an X-Box now. But don't expect to play any games on it... as soon as we can get this baby hacked and webserving you'll be looking at a whole new SWANK.ca. As hosted by the X-Box. The most exciting piece of entertainment hardware available

Tonight's fun: stag and doe with consequences?

Last October I was enjoying the beginning another term on the Ace Racers rec waterpolo team. We played Saturday afternoons at the UW pool, which has a notoriously insecure locker room. In my ignorance, I left my funky $200 Fossil watch in a locker one afternoon to find it stolen an hour later. The same afternoon, my team's coach had his lock cut and wallet stolen.

Getting my watch ripped off really pissed me off. I was in love with it - it was blue, it had a fancy clasp, it had really cool digital numbers on the face. So I asked at the pool's lost and found a few times hoping to get lucky, but with no success.


So the other day I was sitting reading slashdot and I decided that it was time to buy a new computer to run the swank.ca website. I didn't want to spend much at all, a couple hundred bucks max. This morning I went to the on-campus computer store. The guy there told me that they sold surplus goods including computers once a week at the UW Central Stores warehouse. I checked out their webpage, and this week's sale was today, from 12:30 thru 2:00. It sounded like promising so I decided to check it out.

When we got there, we discovered lots of total deals. Complete computer systems for $150. A nice couch for $50. Some rugged office desks for $10 a piece. The selection was diverse in both its type and its quality. Some of the computer equiptment dated back to the 80's, while furniature appeared to have come straight from the manufacturer. And as I was leaving, I saw a display of calculators and small electronics. They had my watch as it was stolen, and I bought it back for three dollars and twenty-four cents.

Apparently I am an,

your asshole.


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Whew... what I relief...

sweet...


congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy
bunny. You don't care about anyone or anything.
You must be so proud


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... i believe that i shall give a post like that of old...

party on weekend, great. overabundance of booes, friends and stupidity. friend smashes his face over a hunny and bleeds all oveer the place,, so much blood oh man..

next day, now i have so much liquer and beer, i donno what to do, then i think, wow i don't have a job, but i know i am thirsty

mills

Oh boy! It appears that the people who make Java are hanging out with the people who make the Roughriders!

Maybe my Regina friends all learn how to program in Java because they love the Roughriders, and my Waterloo friends will all learn to love the Roughriders because they program in Java!

That would be so cool!

YEA!!! I GOT MY CAR!!!!

Wanna know what I hate? (retorical question don't answer) When you spend a ton of money on something and you have to wait to get it. I just bought a new car! a 2001 sunfire I bought it last wednesday and was told I'd get my car by the weekend. So the next day I sell my wonderful VW Rabbit. I don't get the car. Then I'm told that I'd have it monday night......well monday night has now passed and I STILL DON'T HAVE MY CAR...on top of that I'm cranky because my rehersal ran almost two hours late and I had plans with a friend for around 10pm I didn't get done till 1130pm so I show up to hang out and he's just left.....and of course I feel like a jerk because he most likely thought I ditched him....so at the moment I'm a cranky car-less jerk! And I have to work tomorrow 10am till 4pm and 5pm until most likely almost midnight again! hook the coffee to my veins......

Allene "sleep deprevation makes my inner child take over" Chernick

Hey all I would just like to point out that you guys are not very nice to make fun of house 77 like that. They have a sweet site and post women on it. I vote house77 the best internet site outta the three! House 77 you rock and don't let Jesse and his crew make you look bad I think they are just upset that there site is crapy!

-Robbie"and that is all I have to say about that sucka!"Anderson

NEW CAR NEW CAR NEW CAR! JESSE GUY DITCH THE BITCH AND COME TO REGINA!

-Robbie"bros before hoes"Anderson

here jobby job.....

The weekend was fun! On Friday night Jodie and I hiked over to DQ where we found the new Cotton Candy blizzard. It was so sugary, it could have killed a diabetic at twenty paces.

And then Jodie and I continued on to the new 3D Disney fish movie. Kevin, Graham and Jono came along to chaperone. The fish movie was really pretty and I thought some of the characters were kinda funny. My favourite was the seaturtle dude who was like, "whoa!"

Oh yeah, and we had fun at Mills' in Oshawa. Jodie got sprayed by Windex in the shower and He-Man stomped on some evil bugs. It was good, even without the presense of the King of Quebec!

DAMN YOU PHILS FOR REINSTITUTING COVER! DAMN YOU!!!!!

i'm sorry. please don't hate me... i'm going to phils tonight.... and that's approximately 2.5 drinks I just lost....

Hello...

......drinks were good.... stick and ball... good...
Robbie... dumb....
Mark and Brina.... touchy feely
Toung... Sober
Clay... drunk...


and life goes on

Do you know what today is!?!?

Today's the day that Saskatchewan Rough Riders play Edmonton Eskimos!

Oh, and it's my birthday too.


Woo!

What a day, what a day.
Go to the university people to ask why i have not gotten my marks. Only to have them tell me that someone on staff dropped me from all courses. I GET ANGRY, not my fault, i am emotional sometimes. I imagine they will either ban me from their school or get to finding me my marks. I HATE U of W. I hate the smugness of them all, someone kill them, KILL THEM ALL.

Otherwise good day, just a reminder party this weekend, all welcome. I imagine Steven Turne will even be there.

fear of the grave is a specter on all of our otherwise joyous lives
-cnn

mills

stupid kids

Okay, who's posting the four day Breakfast thing. Ridiculousness (I made up that word!).

I had a great time in Lethbridge, a world famous voice teacher whose students are performing in the greatest opera houses in the world basically told me to find an excellent teacher and get my career started ASAP. He gave me some names and explained why he couldn't teach me and wished me well. That is the most encouraging thing anyone of any kind of vocal importance has ever told me....it was just what I needed to hear!

I'm not a real singer yet, but apparently I'm damn close!

Proving hard work starts to pay off,

Naomi W.

Hey Sabrina....if you still need a place to live my cousin needs roomates....give me a call (ask mark for my number)
Welcome to Regina

Allene

I would like to welcome a new person to Regina saskatchewan! Sabrina is now movin to regina for the summer so that she can score mark more, turns out his penis is as small as we thought but he does wonders with his hands.

peace out
-Robbie"too good to be true"Anderson

Oh my god! St. Anger is being released on Thursday!

I'm usually against music piracy, but now that it's getting St. Anger released 5 days early I may have to rethink things...

Hahaha.
Phils last night.
Lots of hotties.

Upstairs Mike almost had two girls litterially fighting over him.

Me, I got cut off at the front bar, so I went to the back and had a run in with a bouncer who mistook me for a trouble-maker.

Once that was all sorted out again Kev', Billy, and I hit up the dance floor again.

On the way home we saw a local missing cat. Unfortunately, three loud drunk men, one limping, don't exactly make for the ideal cat-trapping team.

This morning, added stiffness.

This afternoon, beach volleyball and speach writing?