SLACKER SHIRTS
We're getting some sweet-ass slacker shirts
made this February, right in time for Groundhog's day.
Shirts are long-sleeve and high-quality, only $30 each!
Colours available are red, black, blue, green and orange,
collect them all! To order, please contact us:
slacker@swank.ca
before January 20, 2001.

SLACKER SHIRTS ARE GREAT FOR:
* sleeping in
* sleeping in school!
* impressing women at local bars
* impressing men at local bars
* job interviews
* giving to boyfriends for valentines day
* giving to brothers for groundhog's day
* try wearing one during sex!
* they're great for watching tv too!

PLUS! Order now and:
Everyone who orders BEFORE January 1, 2000
Will receive at absolutely no extra charge
a copy of the ORIGINAL SLACKER ALBUM, SWANK TRAX
featuring music from fatboy slim, lit, the smashing
pumpkins, blur, even steppenwolf.

PLUS! Order a t-shirt for yourself
and an extra shirt as a gift and you
will receive at absolutely no extra charge
a copy of SLACKER's amazing 1999 album
BOOTS, featuring "Take a Picture" by Filter
Limp Bizkit, and Pulp.