esse is best known for his appreciation of the colour blue, his hip fashion sense, his giving nature, driving the climaxima, and running SWANK. If it wasn't for him and his motivated nature nothing would get done around here as when I last checked, Jesse did 98% of the work.

riginal co-founder of Slacker Sound Sistims (responsible for SLACKER and SWANK brands respectfully) Clay currently enjoys an underage girlfriend. He doesn't live at home, attends school at times, and probably has more scar tissue than the rest of the SLACKERS put together.

ark used to be in a band. But he's not anymore. During his time in a band we're sure that Mark saw lots of boobies. After all, why be in a band if you're not in it for the groupies? Since retiring from a band, Mark is now a professional frisbee captain and was responsible for leading his team to a crushing defeat landing them in second place. Mark is also Robbie's part time drinking companion.

obbie likes chicken. At least he likes dead chicken anyway. Robbie also enjoys drinking. Of all the SLACKERS Robbie is the one who blurs the line between weekend alcoholic and full time professional drinker. Some favourite past times of Robbie's include chasing down people who try to steal his car, impersonating dead fast food gods, and living at home with his mom.

ike Mark, Bryan also used to be in a band. Maybe even the same one. I'm sure that Bryan saw boobies on tour with the band as while touring in Ontario he shacked up with a groupie, shipped her back out to Regina, and has lived happily ever after. Except for complaints of boredom all would be good with Bryan.

ono likes to think. He likes to think a lot. In fact, I would go so far as to claim that Jono likes thinking more than any of the other SLACKERS. He likes thinking so much that Jono's body is a shrine to health and very very few poisons and hallucinogens are allowed to distract him from his thinking. He also happens to be the only SLACKER who has proven himself to be a better pool player than Graham.

ills, or Andrew, or any string of curse words you want to put together, posts when drunk or sliping into insulin shock. Both states provide for an entertaining miss-mash of words which occasionally make sense. Oh yeah, he lives down the hall from Graham. But that's not such a big deal. He's usually sleeping.

aomi, or Imoan as she's told me she prefers, holds the singular 'honor' of being the first girl to post on SWANK. Her often brief interjections serve to give pause and reflect on the testosterone floating in the air. She used to live in Regina. and then Ontario. but now she's back in Regina. she says she's very happy, but i think she misses breakfast with some of the Ontario SLACKERS.

ometimes Kevin goes away. No one really knows where. He's just not here anymore. It's been awhile since we saw Kevin.... but we don't think he's dead. But you never know, the last time we thought that he had just barely avoided death.

uong apologized for the first time online just awhile ago. We're all very proud of him. He occasionally can be found knocking over Marks bike which drives Mark into rages. or something. I really don't know.

att posted once. There seems to be some convoluted connection between Matt and Bryan, but usually the story turns out to be far more disappointing than everyone had hoped. So we'll skip it this time.

llison feels passonately about stuff. So far it doesn't seem like she's felt passonately about the same stuff as anyone else SWANK. She likes worshipping U2 and calling Brittney Spears a whore. I think despite being a long time follower she's still trying to find her grove on SWANK as a new poster. As long as she keeps dressing like a goth, I don't have a problem with it.

uke posted a couple times. He's really busy with his company. He had his very own commericial which was actually broadcast on tv in saskatchewan (only in saskatchewan). It had something to do with him being a real go getter. or something.... It was a really long commercial.

e's a dinosaur who likes poetry. What more is there to say?

nown for his cheerful nature, love for dancing, love for girls and, of course, his love for dancing girls, Graham is a true SLACKER through and through. He can often be found biking in the wee hours of the night. Some may call him crazy (who else would buy a 20 lb box of cookies and then run around handing them out around town after midnight?) but, hey, we love him anyway.