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Tuesday, February 04, 2003

After talking to his old high-school buddy Darren in Denver, Super-gitch-head-man decided he should go down to the mile-high city to visit his friend. He booked a round-trip flight from Haunalee to Denver for a long weekend excursion. Him and Darren had it planned out completely: they were going to tour Darren's favourite bars and hopefully shack up with some Colorado cowgirls.

Super-gitch-head-man needed the trip after his difficult break-up with Rae. The relationship was going well and the sex was unforgettable. In fact, that's why they broke up - the great sex caused an imbalance in the relationship and they couldn't manage to do anything but!

Kenneth was following Super-gitch-head-man, and he knew about the break-up and the oncoming trip to Denver. This was Kenneth's first chance to get even with his enemy. Kenneth used his recent free time to read up on computers. He learned the Internet, he learned IRC, he even learned a few network security hacks.

It didn't take long before Kenneth got good at getting computers to tell him exactly what he wanted to know. After studying the system, he exploited known security flaws in Midwest Airlines' online ticket system to access the database on Super-gitch-head-man's Denver flight. Kenneth P. Creme had ambitious plans for his revenge. He was going to use the airline database to end Super-gitch-head-man in legal pain at the fearful and paranoid Haunalee airport.

Tuesday, January 07, 2003

Unforunately for our hero, the motivation for Kenneth P. Creme's anger was not air tight. His understanding of events were as Rae had told him - she dated super-gitch-head-man, he asked for a kiss, and she refused. Rae wasn't truthful with Kenneth because he was old fashioned and would have been upset to hear about the hardcore events of the last Saturday night.

Super-gitch-head-man picked up Rae in his fully restored 1973 Datsun 240Z and she greeted him with a kiss. The date proceeded to Denny's where they shared a pair of Pepsis and a basket of fries. The two hit it off instantly - they discussed friends, sports, work. Super-gitch-head-man was especially interested in how Rae befriended the loneliest guy at the Sugar Sparkles Candy Factory. She explained that Kenneth had an angelic view of her, and she was ashamed that she had not admitted to him that she was as wild as any other girl her age.

Just as wild as any other girl her age was somewhat of an understatement. Rae was brought up with the advice to try a little of everything; a suggestion she took to the extreme. As a wealthy popular suburban girl, she was no stranger to drugs, theft, sex, or booze. She was honest with super-gitch-head-man, who found her curiousity charming.

Rae made it difficult for her date to pay much attention to the movie. Although neither her nor super-gitch-head-man had ordered popcorn, she had her mouth full for much of the movie. A very horny super-gitch-head-man raced the two of them back to Rae's place immediately after the movie's credits started to roll. They fucked for hours in a scene that looked and sounded like it came from an AOV tape.

Super-gitch-head-man was gone to work at Taco-Bell early Sunday morning, and called as promised on Monday evening. He was horrified to hear Rae tell him about the accident at the factory. Super-gitch-head-man is about to discover how the consequences of this accident will affect him.

Thursday, January 02, 2003

It was Monday morning and Kenneth was excited to return to work. The weekend had been quiet and he was anxious to talk to Rae to find out how her weekend unfolded. On their tea break, Rae told him about her date with super-gitch-head-man. They started with dinner at Denny's and followed that with a movie. Kenneth was upset to find that super-gitch-head-man had gotten fresh with Rae by asking for a kiss at the end of the night. As a devout Catholic, Rae promised her date a kiss only after she knew him better.

As he thought more about Rae's weekend, Kenneth P. Creme grew more and more upset. In his anger, he turned to the one thing that consistently brought him happiness - candy. His love for sweets had brought him to work at the Sugar Sparkles Candy Factory, and today it was pacifying him again. He grabbed a gobstopper from the conveyer belt where nobody was working, when his sleeve got caught. His mouth was already filled with lifesavers when he was pulled onto the belt, preventing him from yelling for help. Kenneth was in deep trouble as the assembly line pulled him down its mechanical track.

Blood shot everywhere as Kenneth was stabbed by the metal arms of the candy assembler. Molten sugar burned his face to deformity and sucker sticks impaled his chest. Sour powder from lemon candies was injected under his skin, causing his blood to run cold and slow. Steam was pressure blasted into his eyes and his legs were broken by the caramel press. Kenneth had been violently mutilated by the time he was finally found bloody at the end of the assembly line.

The accident had not only deformed Kenneth P. Creme, but it also pushed his fragile mind to becoming sinister. He decided that super-gitch-head-man was to blame, and motivated himself to get punishing revenge. Super-gitch-head-man was soon to get the unfortunate infatuation of an angry eccentric.

Tuesday, December 31, 2002

Kenneth P. Creme is a happy employee at the Sugar Sparkles Candy Factory. Every day, he drives his pickup truck from his home in Haunalee to the factory on the outskirts of the city. He doesn't have many friends, but the people he works with sure like him. Rae, one of the younger factory workers, always brings him a tea in the morning and they share it during their break. They love to laugh and giggle together over the Haunalee newspaper's comics.

After work each day, Kenneth stops by the neighbourhood burger place to get dinner and then he rushes off to the library. He likes the library because all of the books and magazines distract him from his desperate loneliness. He usually reads about mechanics, computers and construction because he doesn't relate to the characters in novels.

He's a smart man who is very lonely. Something awful is about to happen to Kenneth P. Creme.

Monday, October 15, 2001